No smoking in Colorado

The end of the world is near: there's no smoking in bars in Colorado. Coming soon: no drinking and no talking. I don't smoke, but what the fuck do I care if some asshole wants to pollute his lungs, yellow his teeth and smell like an ashtray? Let's just build some glass cages with some tables and chairs, a seal-proof door, no ventilation, pack the smokers in there like sardines, then sit outside and watch them, throwing peanuts at them like zoo animals in cages and taunt them with: "nanee, nanee, you're gonna get cancer! You're gonna die!" Then, when the smoke in there really gets too thick for us to see anything, we open the doors and hose them down with gallons of stale beer.
Alcohol is a bad habit too, but you don't see restaurants with no-drinking sections.
Yeah for cancer sticks!