Leave Bush alone!
Could life really have come down to this? That there are actually open discussions about a woman's intimate garden on television, radio, movies and magazines? How I long for the 1970's, when a nice hirsute bush was the norm.
Now it's "The Brazilian", "The Landing Strip", "The Bald and the Beautiful"...oh, and also "The 4-year old bush", the "look, I'm going through puberty" and "the Bonsai".
PUT THE RAZOR DOWN! If you don't ever shave it in the first place, there is no danger of it becoming "hair shorts".
I had a friend that not only had her snatch waxed, but also did her ass. Is anyone really looking that close? Are you planning to have a colonoscopy and you want your doctor to say "wow, what a great looking asshole!'? She even complained that her crack seemed to sweat more after it was shorn and that she had to apply underarm deodorant in her ass to avoid tell-tale signs.
I just read an article in one of those stupid women magazines about a new fad: getting your asshole bleached. Because, seriously, who wouldn't love to not have tan lines on their holes, to have the same color skin on your butt cheeks and your crack. I guess if you usually tan in the sun with your ass in the air, spreading your cheeks, it would be nice not to have to wear sunblock down there.
Then, there was an article in Playboy about plastic surgery on vaginas. Many women complain that their labias are uneven, that the right is bigger than the left. Or that their labia minora sticks outside of their labia majora.
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME??? I'm just waiting for the moron who goes in and asks for the "big Angelina Jolie pussy lips".
Now it's "The Brazilian", "The Landing Strip", "The Bald and the Beautiful"...oh, and also "The 4-year old bush", the "look, I'm going through puberty" and "the Bonsai".
PUT THE RAZOR DOWN! If you don't ever shave it in the first place, there is no danger of it becoming "hair shorts".
I had a friend that not only had her snatch waxed, but also did her ass. Is anyone really looking that close? Are you planning to have a colonoscopy and you want your doctor to say "wow, what a great looking asshole!'? She even complained that her crack seemed to sweat more after it was shorn and that she had to apply underarm deodorant in her ass to avoid tell-tale signs.
I just read an article in one of those stupid women magazines about a new fad: getting your asshole bleached. Because, seriously, who wouldn't love to not have tan lines on their holes, to have the same color skin on your butt cheeks and your crack. I guess if you usually tan in the sun with your ass in the air, spreading your cheeks, it would be nice not to have to wear sunblock down there.
Then, there was an article in Playboy about plastic surgery on vaginas. Many women complain that their labias are uneven, that the right is bigger than the left. Or that their labia minora sticks outside of their labia majora.
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME??? I'm just waiting for the moron who goes in and asks for the "big Angelina Jolie pussy lips".
posted by Lara at 11:40 PM
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