God works in mysterious ways...

I believe in God. And I'm not just saying that because I'm afraid a big lightning bolt is going to kill me on the spot, but because I was raised in a Catholic family and furthermore, I don't really see anything wrong with believing in a higher being...But I do think God is up there, looking down on us, saying "Where the fuck did I go wrong??"
I think humanity was like a pet project for God, like a 7th grade science project gone bad.

GOD: "Miss Perkins, here is my science project. A fully working model of a planet and its ecosystem, complete with people
and swimming pools!"

MISS PERKINS: " Good job, God. B+."

GOD: "B+? That's just horseshit! Look at it again! The people have feelings and real hair and everything!"

MISS PERKINS: "Yes, but did you really think it through? What about the hole in the ozone layer, the greenhouse effect...and
have you considered what would happen if the ice caps melted? Don't you watch the Discovery channel?
Plus, the people are fucking crazy. Look at those two women sucking off a horse over there.. and then
there's two guys getting married. I know from your midterm essay how much you hate that."

GOD: "Yeah, I guess you're right...But you have to admit the retarded people are pretty funny!:

MISS PERKINS: "I sometimes really don't know about you, God... Now go sit down!...and spit out your gum."

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Now don't get your panties in a bunch and get all offended, it was just some God-fearing humor.