The League of Extraordinary Lesbians
Remember when gays were shunned, hidden by their mothers in dark rooms and relegated to hair salons??
They're slowly taking over the world. Not that there is anything wrong with that. I love the gays! Most of my lifelong friends are gay, so I'm just repeating what they tell me. They are organizing, I tell you. Soon there will be armies of gay guys, along with gay recruiting offices where they will give you pamphlets praising the life style and discussing how many options there are in the workplace for a gay guy:
1. the "cool" high school gay teacher
2. the "secretary's best friend" office gay
3. the "I'm gay, but I still like football" banker, or as referred to by Lance Bass, the "straight acting gay" or "SAG"
4. the "serious" gay lawyer
5. the "gay" hairdresser
etc. Really, the list is endless.
Turn on your T.V... Every show now has a homosexual on it.
You like reality shows? Okay, there is always the token gay guy on "Survivor", the gay couple on "Amazing Race", the gay singer on "American Idol", the gay casts of "Project Runway" or any other cooking/sewing/interior design show.
Don't even get me started with HBO, Skinmax and company: every featured show on those channels has a gay guy.
Soprano's: check. Six Feet Under: check. Entourage: check. Weeds, Taxicab Confessions, Curb your Enthusiasm: check, check, check.
So, what I really want to know, is WHERE MY SISTERS AT??? Why are the lesbians being ignored? If you don't count "the L Word," there isn't one other show on television which features lesbians. AND, I DON'T WANT ANY LIPSTICK LESBIANS EITHER!
I want to see a show with some real dykes, you know, the ones who have a mullet, wear khakis and comfortable slip on shoes and have names like Pat, Alex, Andy, Danny, Bobby, Jessie...
If we all start writing letters and sending e-mails to our local and national television stations, I bet we can have a nice lesbian show on the air by the end of the year! Maybe we could call it the new "Leave it to Beaver".
They're slowly taking over the world. Not that there is anything wrong with that. I love the gays! Most of my lifelong friends are gay, so I'm just repeating what they tell me. They are organizing, I tell you. Soon there will be armies of gay guys, along with gay recruiting offices where they will give you pamphlets praising the life style and discussing how many options there are in the workplace for a gay guy:
1. the "cool" high school gay teacher
2. the "secretary's best friend" office gay
3. the "I'm gay, but I still like football" banker, or as referred to by Lance Bass, the "straight acting gay" or "SAG"
4. the "serious" gay lawyer
5. the "gay" hairdresser
etc. Really, the list is endless.
Turn on your T.V... Every show now has a homosexual on it.
You like reality shows? Okay, there is always the token gay guy on "Survivor", the gay couple on "Amazing Race", the gay singer on "American Idol", the gay casts of "Project Runway" or any other cooking/sewing/interior design show.
Don't even get me started with HBO, Skinmax and company: every featured show on those channels has a gay guy.
Soprano's: check. Six Feet Under: check. Entourage: check. Weeds, Taxicab Confessions, Curb your Enthusiasm: check, check, check.
So, what I really want to know, is WHERE MY SISTERS AT??? Why are the lesbians being ignored? If you don't count "the L Word," there isn't one other show on television which features lesbians. AND, I DON'T WANT ANY LIPSTICK LESBIANS EITHER!
I want to see a show with some real dykes, you know, the ones who have a mullet, wear khakis and comfortable slip on shoes and have names like Pat, Alex, Andy, Danny, Bobby, Jessie...
If we all start writing letters and sending e-mails to our local and national television stations, I bet we can have a nice lesbian show on the air by the end of the year! Maybe we could call it the new "Leave it to Beaver".
posted by Lara at 8:29 AM
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