I guess two fingers is better than a fist.
Department of Internal Medicine, Bnai Zion Medical Center, Haifa, Israel.
A 60 year old man suffering from acute pancreatitis developed persistent hiccups after the insertion of a nasogastric tube. Removal of the latter did not terminate the hiccups, which had also been treated with different drugs and several manoeuvres, all without success. Digital rectal massage was then performed resulting in the immediate cessation of the hiccups. Recurrence of the hiccups occurred several hours later, and again, were terminated immediately with digital rectal massage. This is the second reported case associating cessation of intractable hiccups with digital rectal massage. We suggest this method should be considered before proceeding with pharmacological agents.
How does this even come up?
- "I'm sorry sir, we've tried everything we can think of to cure your hiccups, to no avail."
- "Well, how about tickling my balls? You've tried that? Okay, how about blowing me? Tried that too... How about sticking a couple of fingers up my ass? Have you tried that yet? You haven't? Well, if you've got a few minutes right now, I wouldn't mind testing that theory."
I think if my doctor suggested this, I'd be just a little creeped out. Then again, my dentist did convince me he needed to look at my vagina to check for cavities.
On a related note, I've now developed a severe case of the hiccups and plan to move to Israel to pursue my dream of getting a couple of fingers inserted into my butthole.
A 60 year old man suffering from acute pancreatitis developed persistent hiccups after the insertion of a nasogastric tube. Removal of the latter did not terminate the hiccups, which had also been treated with different drugs and several manoeuvres, all without success. Digital rectal massage was then performed resulting in the immediate cessation of the hiccups. Recurrence of the hiccups occurred several hours later, and again, were terminated immediately with digital rectal massage. This is the second reported case associating cessation of intractable hiccups with digital rectal massage. We suggest this method should be considered before proceeding with pharmacological agents.
How does this even come up?
- "I'm sorry sir, we've tried everything we can think of to cure your hiccups, to no avail."
- "Well, how about tickling my balls? You've tried that? Okay, how about blowing me? Tried that too... How about sticking a couple of fingers up my ass? Have you tried that yet? You haven't? Well, if you've got a few minutes right now, I wouldn't mind testing that theory."
I think if my doctor suggested this, I'd be just a little creeped out. Then again, my dentist did convince me he needed to look at my vagina to check for cavities.
On a related note, I've now developed a severe case of the hiccups and plan to move to Israel to pursue my dream of getting a couple of fingers inserted into my butthole.
posted by Lara at 5:39 AM
2 Comments:
wow ce que c'est excitant comme message! je viens d'éjaculer dans mon pantalon.
bon. tu aurais quelque chose de plus poétique? ou c'est l'air de la suisse qui te fait cet effet?
That's what happens when you are bored... Tu peut changer ton pantalon, je ne crois pas qu'il y aura d'autres histoires qui te feront cet effet...L'air de la Suisse en ce moment me fait vraiment chier. Merde.
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