Why Blogger Needs Its Ass Kicked
It only took the last 4 HOURS to be able to post on damn Blogger. Usually flows freely, today as constipated as me after a big meal of rice and beans. Not that I have anything important to talk about, but I would like to be able to put fingers to keyboard as soon as I have a whiff of any inspiration.
Today, no whiff whatsoever. Not even a scent. Wait...what's that smell? Never mind, little dude just cut the cheese.
Speaking of the little dude and cutting the cheese, my project today has been making a posting board to place in the bathroom, so everytime he goes pee or poo, he gets a sticker. Damn, at this rate, I'm going to run out of stickers by the end of the day. He tugs on his weenie and makes a drop of pee at a time, so he can get a sticker on the board. Thinking about making myself a board too, with a sticker for every day I can go without saying "Fuck". Oh fuck! I said "fuck"! No sticker today.
WHAT I ATE TODAY:
a bowl of Fruit Loops
Rigatoni with Eggplant and Pancetta
MUSIC I'M LISTENING TO:
New John Mayer
New Tony Bennett Duets
Il Giardino Armonico
WHAT I'M READING:
The 48 Laws of Power
WHAT I'M WATCHING (little dude has the remote):
Spongebob Squarepants
Lazy Town
Wonder Pets
Wow Wow Wubbzy
COUNTDOWN TO VACATION:
T minus 8 days
CONVERSATIONS I'VE HAD TODAY:
"Do you need to pee-pee?", "Do you need to poo-poo?", "Are you sure you don't need to pee?", "Stop, put that down!",
"Don't ride the dog!", "Put your toys away!", "Stop pulling mommie's hair!", "Twinkle, twinkle, little star...", "ABCDEFG, HIJKLMNOP...", "Once upon a time, there were three little pigs..."
CONVERSATIONS I SORTA WISH I WAS HAVING:
"How big of a retard is President Bush?", "Can you believe President Pervez Musharraf of Pakistan was on the Daily Show last night?", "Is it me or did John Mayer jump the shark on this last record?", "We seriously need to pull our troops out of Afghanistan...", "Can you believe 'Tokyo Rose' died yesterday?", "I wonder what idiotic things Bush will say to President Karzai and President Musharraf when he meets with them today..."
I asked little dude what he thought of the meeting between the heads of state of Afghanistan and Pakistan, he said "I LIKE CHOCOLATE. GIVE ME SOME CHOCOLATE."
I seriously need some adult interaction.
Today, no whiff whatsoever. Not even a scent. Wait...what's that smell? Never mind, little dude just cut the cheese.
Speaking of the little dude and cutting the cheese, my project today has been making a posting board to place in the bathroom, so everytime he goes pee or poo, he gets a sticker. Damn, at this rate, I'm going to run out of stickers by the end of the day. He tugs on his weenie and makes a drop of pee at a time, so he can get a sticker on the board. Thinking about making myself a board too, with a sticker for every day I can go without saying "Fuck". Oh fuck! I said "fuck"! No sticker today.
WHAT I ATE TODAY:
a bowl of Fruit Loops
Rigatoni with Eggplant and Pancetta
MUSIC I'M LISTENING TO:
New John Mayer
New Tony Bennett Duets
Il Giardino Armonico
WHAT I'M READING:
The 48 Laws of Power
WHAT I'M WATCHING (little dude has the remote):
Spongebob Squarepants
Lazy Town
Wonder Pets
Wow Wow Wubbzy
COUNTDOWN TO VACATION:
T minus 8 days
CONVERSATIONS I'VE HAD TODAY:
"Do you need to pee-pee?", "Do you need to poo-poo?", "Are you sure you don't need to pee?", "Stop, put that down!",
"Don't ride the dog!", "Put your toys away!", "Stop pulling mommie's hair!", "Twinkle, twinkle, little star...", "ABCDEFG, HIJKLMNOP...", "Once upon a time, there were three little pigs..."
CONVERSATIONS I SORTA WISH I WAS HAVING:
"How big of a retard is President Bush?", "Can you believe President Pervez Musharraf of Pakistan was on the Daily Show last night?", "Is it me or did John Mayer jump the shark on this last record?", "We seriously need to pull our troops out of Afghanistan...", "Can you believe 'Tokyo Rose' died yesterday?", "I wonder what idiotic things Bush will say to President Karzai and President Musharraf when he meets with them today..."
I asked little dude what he thought of the meeting between the heads of state of Afghanistan and Pakistan, he said "I LIKE CHOCOLATE. GIVE ME SOME CHOCOLATE."
I seriously need some adult interaction.
posted by Lara at 12:41 PM
2 Comments:
d'habitude, j'essaie de ne pas donner de conseils ou de solutions, je sais que ça ne sert pas à grand chose... mais là ça me zbrulmgn.
Lara, avec ton pisseux de gamin, essaie une fois de laisser tomber les messages "tu" et essaie les message "je".
exemple:
ne dis pas: "tu ne dois pas toucher à la 22 long rifle de papa"
mais dis: "je ne veux pas que tu touches à la 22 long rifle de papa"
autre exemple:
ne dis pas: "tu me rends folle"
mais dis: "je vais t'exploser le tronche avec la 22 long rifle de papa"
bon ça c'était pas un bon exemple...
bôarf, si on peut plus rigoler, alors...
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