...And you complain your boyfriend doesn't wash his balls!
Here's a list of some totally bizarre sex laws from around the world:
1. Most Middle Eastern countries recognize the following Islamic law: "After having sexual relations with a lamb, it is a mortal sin to eat its flesh." (I love animals...grilled with some olive oil and rosemary)
2. In Lebanon, men are legally allowed to have sex with animals, but the animals must be female. Having sexual relations with a male animal is punishable by death. (Jamie, you douchebag, I told you to check between that sheep's legs!)
3. In Baharain (Michael Jackson's new home land), a male doctor may legally examine a woman's genitalia, but is forbidden from looking DIRECTLY at it during the examination. He may only see the reflection in a mirror.
4. Muslims are banned from looking at the genitals of a corpse. This also applies to undertakers; the sex organs of the deceased must be covered with a brick or piece of wood at all times. (I wonder if the expression "woody" derives from this?)
5. The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is decapitation. (Play with your little head, lose your big one)
6. There are men in Guam whose full-time job is to travel the countryside and deflower young virgins, who pay them for the privilege of having sex for the first time. Under Guam law, it is expressly forbidden for virgins to marry. (Wow, must be a country full of slut-whores)
7. In Hong Kong, a betrayed wife is legally allowed to kill her adulterous husband, but may only do so with her bare hands.
(the husband's lover, on the other hand, may be killed in any manner desired.)
8. In Cali, Colombia, a woman may only have sex with her husband, and the first time this happens, her mother must be in the room to witness the act. (How does the man keep an erection with the mother-in-law watching?)
9. In Santa Cruz, Bolivia, it is illegal for a man to have sex with a woman and her daughter at the same time. (They needed to pass a law for this?)
10. In Maryland, it is illegal to sell condoms from vending machines with one exception: prophylactics may be dispensed from a vending machine only "in places where alcoholic beverages are sold." (Let's get drunk and f&#$)
Any ideas for some laws we need to pass here?
1. Most Middle Eastern countries recognize the following Islamic law: "After having sexual relations with a lamb, it is a mortal sin to eat its flesh." (I love animals...grilled with some olive oil and rosemary)
2. In Lebanon, men are legally allowed to have sex with animals, but the animals must be female. Having sexual relations with a male animal is punishable by death. (Jamie, you douchebag, I told you to check between that sheep's legs!)
3. In Baharain (Michael Jackson's new home land), a male doctor may legally examine a woman's genitalia, but is forbidden from looking DIRECTLY at it during the examination. He may only see the reflection in a mirror.
4. Muslims are banned from looking at the genitals of a corpse. This also applies to undertakers; the sex organs of the deceased must be covered with a brick or piece of wood at all times. (I wonder if the expression "woody" derives from this?)
5. The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is decapitation. (Play with your little head, lose your big one)
6. There are men in Guam whose full-time job is to travel the countryside and deflower young virgins, who pay them for the privilege of having sex for the first time. Under Guam law, it is expressly forbidden for virgins to marry. (Wow, must be a country full of slut-whores)
7. In Hong Kong, a betrayed wife is legally allowed to kill her adulterous husband, but may only do so with her bare hands.
(the husband's lover, on the other hand, may be killed in any manner desired.)
8. In Cali, Colombia, a woman may only have sex with her husband, and the first time this happens, her mother must be in the room to witness the act. (How does the man keep an erection with the mother-in-law watching?)
9. In Santa Cruz, Bolivia, it is illegal for a man to have sex with a woman and her daughter at the same time. (They needed to pass a law for this?)
10. In Maryland, it is illegal to sell condoms from vending machines with one exception: prophylactics may be dispensed from a vending machine only "in places where alcoholic beverages are sold." (Let's get drunk and f&#$)
Any ideas for some laws we need to pass here?
posted by Lara at 1:13 PM
1 Comments:
je te rappelle aussi que dans pas mal d'états d'amérique (land of freedommmm!!!!) la sodomie est punissable (amende, voire emprisonnement...)
land of hope...
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