Glamour Shots My Ass!
1.My mother-in-law called me today. She told me she wants a very special present from David and I this year: a professional portrait of the three of us. Does she really think I'm going to pose in front of a fake blue-sky-with-white-clouds background, with my hand under my chin, dressed in some ridiculous Sunday church outfit, with the picture taken through a vaseline covered lens for that softer look? IS SHE FUCKING CRAZY???? Yeah, lady, it ain't happening, so get over it. The most you're going to get is a picture of the three of us bending over with our pants down. That's about as pretty as it's gonna get.
2.We are having a party for David's employees in three weeks, I'm serving tomato-cheese fondue (recipe graciously provided by Xa) and some kind of appetizers. Don't know what yet. My dad is sending me two cases of wine from Cali, since the only drink you can consume with cheese fondue is wine. Unless you want to have some serious intestinal blockage the next day.
I need some freakin' ideas for appetizers... Any clue?
3.So Saddam Hussein got the death penalty? Does that surprise anyone? How long will it really be before they go through with his demise? I say he's alive to see 2010...but that's just my opinion.
4.An African company has come up with a new condom that can be applied to an erect member in less than 5 seconds. Gone are the days when one needed to rip the package with his teeth, remove the condom from the package, place it on the head, roll it down the shaft and pinch the tip. Now in one swift move, you can crack open the package and slide it down your shaft in two seconds flat! Now you can keep the romance going without the irritating interruption of the condom!
5.Tomorrow's post should be interesting...I'm finally getting pictures back from my brother of our big concert in Switzerland. From what he tells me, there's some real winners of me belting out in the mic...Guaranteed hilarity ensues.
6.I've got the biggest cold sore on my lower lip, makes me look like Angelina Jolie (only the lips). Don't believe me: check it out:
Looks like I've been sucking on some majorly hot pipes...
Peace Out MoFo's!
2.We are having a party for David's employees in three weeks, I'm serving tomato-cheese fondue (recipe graciously provided by Xa) and some kind of appetizers. Don't know what yet. My dad is sending me two cases of wine from Cali, since the only drink you can consume with cheese fondue is wine. Unless you want to have some serious intestinal blockage the next day.
I need some freakin' ideas for appetizers... Any clue?
3.So Saddam Hussein got the death penalty? Does that surprise anyone? How long will it really be before they go through with his demise? I say he's alive to see 2010...but that's just my opinion.
4.An African company has come up with a new condom that can be applied to an erect member in less than 5 seconds. Gone are the days when one needed to rip the package with his teeth, remove the condom from the package, place it on the head, roll it down the shaft and pinch the tip. Now in one swift move, you can crack open the package and slide it down your shaft in two seconds flat! Now you can keep the romance going without the irritating interruption of the condom!
5.Tomorrow's post should be interesting...I'm finally getting pictures back from my brother of our big concert in Switzerland. From what he tells me, there's some real winners of me belting out in the mic...Guaranteed hilarity ensues.
6.I've got the biggest cold sore on my lower lip, makes me look like Angelina Jolie (only the lips). Don't believe me: check it out:
Looks like I've been sucking on some majorly hot pipes...
Peace Out MoFo's!
posted by Lara at 11:48 AM
5 Comments:
j'ai vu, il y a longtemps, au café du Valais, un troupeau de touristes américains (on les reconnait parce qu'ils parlent comme Ronald Reagan déguisé en cowboy - et en noir et blanc) manger une fondue en buvant du whisky. et attention, pas n'importe quel whisky: du bon vieux JB, bien chaud, du genre qui te perce de l'estomac jusqu'au fond des talons mieux qu'une décharge de 2000Volts.
essaie avec du red bull, peut-être.
sérieusement. une bonne bière, pas trop sucrée (mais pas une guinness quand même, faut pas exagérer), à la place du vin blanc dans la fondue, ça te l'allège, elle est plus digeste, et tu sens pas vraiment le goût de la bière, tu sens juste qu'il manque l'acidité du vin blanc. sympa.
tes lèvres sont pas mal du tout... mais je préfère quand même les voir avec ta tête autour.
me réjouis des prochaines photos de ton mémorable concert au sunset...
Ce soir j'essaye de faire la fondue au tomates. Je te fait savoir demain comment ca c'est passe...J'ai vu le nouveau site pour ta musique, ca casse!! Je suis trop, trop, trop fiere d'etre la premiere a avoir ecoute ces superbes chansons avant tous! Et tu me dis que je ne suis pas speciale...Hell Yeah! Et pis moi, j'ai pas besoin d'aller sur le oueb pour l'ecouter..
pour relativiser un peu... et par souci de transparence...
tu n'es pas réellement La Première personne à avoir entendu toutes ces choses. quelques amis les ont entendus avant toi. ton frère par exemple...
cependant, il y en a peu (trois exactement - dont toi) qui possèdent ce CD... je te l'ai donné, parce que je sais, je l'ai senti, que tu es capable d'apprécier toutes ces musiques à leur juste valeur. et je me suis réjoui de tes commentaires qui me vont droit au cœur. ça me permet de me situer et d'avancer.
bravo et merci d'exister
alooors? cette fondue?
La fondue etait super! J'ai combine les deux recettes ensemble: j'ai prepare la sauce tomate normale dans une casserole, quand elle etait prete, je l'ai mise dans le caquelon et ajoute le fromage, bien melange, et voila! C'etait delicieux!
Bon, alors je suis une des trois personnes speciales...Ca marche quand meme.
Je vais ecouter le reste des chansons aujourd'hui.
I will send you my opinions later.
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