Happy Anniversary, F'ing Blog!
Sweet sassy molassy, I waited 68 days to be able to make some classic '69' jokes, and I freaking lost my chance... Yesterday was my 69th post and it came and went with no fanfare. 'It came and went'...Get it? It featured an appropriate story of my desire to be digitally anally raped, but didn't gather very supportive or positive responses.
What's wrong with you people? Don't you recognize poetry when it's staring you right in the face? I mean, I could have told you about the time I shit my pants in class 'cause my teacher wouldn't let me go to the bathroom, but did I stoop that low? No, instead I told you an uplifting story about the wonders of modern medicine.
By the way, I tested out the theory on myself last night, two fingers in the ass MOST DEFINITELY DOES NOT WORK for anything other than the hiccups. I not only still have a burning sore throat, but now my ass is throbbing. Fucking Israeli doctors.
What's wrong with you people? Don't you recognize poetry when it's staring you right in the face? I mean, I could have told you about the time I shit my pants in class 'cause my teacher wouldn't let me go to the bathroom, but did I stoop that low? No, instead I told you an uplifting story about the wonders of modern medicine.
By the way, I tested out the theory on myself last night, two fingers in the ass MOST DEFINITELY DOES NOT WORK for anything other than the hiccups. I not only still have a burning sore throat, but now my ass is throbbing. Fucking Israeli doctors.
posted by Lara at 1:00 AM
1 Comments:
laisse-toi pousser une prostate. tu verras que c'est pas mal du tout...
amis de la poésie, bonsoir
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