"Oops, you just fucked your mom!"

I've had it with reality television. It's gotten completely out of control. I was watching an ad last night for a new show on either Bravo or Discovery Channel, about a reality show that takes place in a monastery full of monks. Yeah, there's nothing more interesting than the fulfilling life of a Franciscan monk. And the sex! Unbelievable! What the fuck are these T.V. producers thinking? How far is it gonna go? If we're talking fucked up reality show ideas, I have one that might appeal to the wide masses.
It's a reality show based on a blind date, but with a twist. We need some adopted guys and an extensive background check. Then we set up the adopted guy on a blind date with his estranged biological mother. Viewers can then place bets on whether or not they're going to sleep together.
We provide them with a nice, romantic dinner with lots of alcohol and let nature take its course. Then the next day, the show host pulls the guy aside and has a little chat with him.
"Bill, what if we told you that we found your birth mother?"

"Are you serious? Wow, that would be so wonderful! Finding my mom and getting laid in the same night, what are the odds of that?"

"I'd say they were pretty good, Bill. We've found video of your birth. Look...awwww....there's little Bill coming out. Notice the birthmark above the right eye, just like the one you have?"

"Yeah, wow, I guess that is me. How weird."

"Notice the woman in labor...Recognize her from anywhere?"

"Hey, that's the chick I banged last night!"

"We also have video from last night. What a coincidence. There's little Bill coming out again...and going back in...and coming out...and going back in. Recognize that vagina, Bill? Well you should, because 25 years ago, you came out of it. That's right Bill, YOU JUST FUCKED YOUR MOM! *Crowd applause* (Bill is vomiting profusely through his fingers)
"On the bright side, Bill, you found your mom. On the other hand, she's a real dirty whore, as we see here if we fast forward the video. Whoaaa Bill, your mom can sure handle a mouthful! What a trooper she is! "
"Well folks, that's all for today's episode of YOU JUST FUCKED YOUR MOM! Tune in next week for more hilarious reunions between mothers and sons! Until then, this is Bob Barker saying: "Watch Where You Stick Your Penis, Because You Never Know When It Might Be Your Mom! Goodnight everybody!"

I am submitting this idea to Fox Television. I think they will go for it. I mean, they are the bright minds behind "When Animals Attack People Who Are Stupid Enough To Fuck With Them."