Chico and the Man
I am so fucking sick and tired of hearing about our immigration "problem". Are we all forgetting what kind of people built this nation? Is it not called "the melting pot"? I mean, come on, I went to eat at a restaurant called "the Melting Pot", and they had like 24 different kinds of fondues, using 378 different kinds of cheeses and meats to boil in 61 different liquids.
Isn't this country exactly like that?
If I hear one more person talking about "illegal aliens", I'm going to fucking put a gun in my mouth and pull the trigger.
Unless you are a Native American Indian, YOU ARE A FUCKING ILLEGAL ALIEN, ASSHOLE!
"No way, man, I'm a proud American!" - Yeah, and your grand parents, or great-grand parents, or your great-great-grandparents didn't come here by boat from another country... What difference does it make if instead of a boat, our new immigrants chose to just walk across the water?
"They're taking all our jobs away!" - no, asshole, you are just too damn busy sitting on your ass in your double wide, sipping on a warm Pabst Blue Ribbon, watching Jerry Springer, to go out and get a job...besides, being on welfare is so much easier.
And who the hell wants to go work at McDonalds, be a janitor, mow lawns or park cars when you have an 8th grade education? Those remedial jobs are wayyyy above your mental capacity.
"They are living off our taxes!" - once again, asshole, you are wrong. Go to any unemployment office and check out the waiting line. Chances are 8 out of 10 people waiting are white. Go to a grocery store and check out who pays with food stamps...more than likely to buy booze. Our taxes would be even higher if said immigrants didn't perform jobs the rest of you losers refuse to do.
"They keep having way too many kids!" - now, asshole, this one I agree with a little bit. Come one people, do you really want a 10th little bundle of joy? Another mouth to feed? And anyway, aren't' you running out of names, unless you start using "junior"? But this problem applies to both white trash and immigrants: JUST PUT THE DICK DOWN! Go watch some reality TV and eat some popcorn instead.
In the famous words of Rodney King Jr.: "Can't we all just get along???"
I won't make fun of your obesely fat ass, your sitting-on-bricks house with wheels, ridiculous mullet haircut, idiotic sense of humor (see Jeff Foxworthy) and your fucking gigantic truck...if you don't make fun of my burritos.
Isn't this country exactly like that?
If I hear one more person talking about "illegal aliens", I'm going to fucking put a gun in my mouth and pull the trigger.
Unless you are a Native American Indian, YOU ARE A FUCKING ILLEGAL ALIEN, ASSHOLE!
"No way, man, I'm a proud American!" - Yeah, and your grand parents, or great-grand parents, or your great-great-grandparents didn't come here by boat from another country... What difference does it make if instead of a boat, our new immigrants chose to just walk across the water?
"They're taking all our jobs away!" - no, asshole, you are just too damn busy sitting on your ass in your double wide, sipping on a warm Pabst Blue Ribbon, watching Jerry Springer, to go out and get a job...besides, being on welfare is so much easier.
And who the hell wants to go work at McDonalds, be a janitor, mow lawns or park cars when you have an 8th grade education? Those remedial jobs are wayyyy above your mental capacity.
"They are living off our taxes!" - once again, asshole, you are wrong. Go to any unemployment office and check out the waiting line. Chances are 8 out of 10 people waiting are white. Go to a grocery store and check out who pays with food stamps...more than likely to buy booze. Our taxes would be even higher if said immigrants didn't perform jobs the rest of you losers refuse to do.
"They keep having way too many kids!" - now, asshole, this one I agree with a little bit. Come one people, do you really want a 10th little bundle of joy? Another mouth to feed? And anyway, aren't' you running out of names, unless you start using "junior"? But this problem applies to both white trash and immigrants: JUST PUT THE DICK DOWN! Go watch some reality TV and eat some popcorn instead.
In the famous words of Rodney King Jr.: "Can't we all just get along???"
I won't make fun of your obesely fat ass, your sitting-on-bricks house with wheels, ridiculous mullet haircut, idiotic sense of humor (see Jeff Foxworthy) and your fucking gigantic truck...if you don't make fun of my burritos.
posted by Lara at 9:10 AM
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