I'm the Prince of Darkness.

I dyed my hair again yesterday, trying to get it that nice chocolate brown I keep seeing on T.V. on the likes of Penelope Cruz and Eva Longoria, in their hair coloring ads. The box said "Chocolate Brown", but unfortunately what came out is more like "Black". And I did such a poor job, I missed a whole chunk of hair on the back of my head, which stayed a nice shade of dark blonde, like a skunk. David saw me and said: "You look like Ozzy Osborne." I punched him in the face. No, I'm kidding, I just told him to go f#$@ himself.
Then I had the bright idea of going to get my haircut. I had an idea in my mind of a hairstyle I saw on Nelly Furtado at the "Fashion Rocks" show, brought pictures along to show the hairdresser.
Here's what came out. I look NOTHING like Nelly Furtado. But put some round glasses on my face and I could easily sing for Black Sabbath.