Four...Favorite Insults.

4. You might want to wipe your mouth, you still have some bullshit around it. - used when someone is really laying it on thick with the bullshit. Shuts them up instantly.

3. I'd like to see things from your perspective, but I can't seem to get my head that far up your ass. - can be used in the workplace or with spouse. Efficient and quick.

2. If I wanted to hear from an asshole, I would have farted. - a classic. Can be used any time anyone opens their big mouth to spew some fucking nonsense.

1. Why don't we just play hide and go fuck yourself. - used when someone is continuously bugging you. (WARNING: not recommended for use on your 3 year old son)