Et tu, Paris?
Paris Hilton was arrested today for DUI. No duh. Her spokesperson insists she only had ONE margarita to drink, that the reason she was weaving all over the road was she had worked all day on her "album", she was tired, had to attend a party and could not concentrate on her driving. Right. The fact her blood alcohol level was over .08 (legal limit) was just a symptom of all that "rocking out to her music" she had done earlier in the day. When the police officer asked her if she could "blow this" (meaning the balloon to check her level), she pulled down his zipper and tried to whip his cock out.
I'm just kidding! She tried to whip it out, then realized the officer was a woman.
"Stars are blind"...When they're too drunk to drive and can't see the road.
In honor of Miss Hilton, here's one of my favorite blond jokes:
A blonde calls her boyfriend and says:" Can you come over? I'm working on this really hard jigsaw puzzle and just cannot figure it out!"
The boyfriend says: "What is it supposed to be when completed?"
"According to the box, it should be a rooster." says the blonde.
The boyfriend comes over, takes a quick look at the puzzle on the table, takes a deep breath and says "First of all, I don't think we could ever combine all these pieces together to form a rooster." Then he takes her hand, leads her away from the table and calmly tells her "Let me get you a cup of coffee, then we can put all the corn flakes back in the box."
I'm just kidding! She tried to whip it out, then realized the officer was a woman.
"Stars are blind"...When they're too drunk to drive and can't see the road.
In honor of Miss Hilton, here's one of my favorite blond jokes:
A blonde calls her boyfriend and says:" Can you come over? I'm working on this really hard jigsaw puzzle and just cannot figure it out!"
The boyfriend says: "What is it supposed to be when completed?"
"According to the box, it should be a rooster." says the blonde.
The boyfriend comes over, takes a quick look at the puzzle on the table, takes a deep breath and says "First of all, I don't think we could ever combine all these pieces together to form a rooster." Then he takes her hand, leads her away from the table and calmly tells her "Let me get you a cup of coffee, then we can put all the corn flakes back in the box."
posted by Lara at 9:37 AM
4 Comments:
je viens de proposer à ma copine de se teindre les cheveux en blond. pour ressembler à Andy Summers qui est si beau, surtout sur la pochette de Reggatta De Blanc.
bon, mais sinon, mes deux filles, comme tu as pu le voir sur mon blog, sont blondes. ça leur va assez bien, et je sais qu'elles aiment pas trop les blagues sur les blondes. je les comprends parce que c'est très con. mais je vais quand même te raconter celle-là:
-pourquoi les blondes ont souvent les yeux bleus?
-parce qu'elles ont de l'eau dans la tête (haha)
-mais des fois elles ont les yeux verts...
-c'est parce que de temps en temps il faut changer l'eau...
la "blague" ne va malheureusement pas jusqu'aux yeux bruns...
voilà voilà
Your daughters will be spared the curse because you are their father...
Andy Summers? I always thought Stewart Copeland was more interesting to look at, with that big horse face of his.
The American version of your joke is:
"You're so full of shit your eyes are brown."
There you go.
au début de leur carrière, les trois membres de The Police se sont teint les cheveux en blond.
et n'oublie pas que Stewart Copeland cumule les tares: blond et batteur.
euh... comme moi...
merde...
...and it looks as if you are also very fertile, like Stewart (and Sting for that matter). I bet there could be a few more children in your future... You've only got 5 to go to equal Stewart's brood.
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