Seven...Fucked-up Answers to Really Simple Questions.
7. Is it raining outside? - Does it ever rain inside, you fucking moron?
6. Are you gonna eat that? - No, I was thinking of shoving it up my ass.
5. Table for how many? - One, my husband will sit on my shoulders.
4. Where's the restroom? - It depends, are you a really ugly woman, or a guy with man-boobs?
3. Do these pants make me look fat? - No, but your face does.
2. Does this shirt make me look thinner? - Yeah, now you look like you weigh only 349lbs.
1. Do you have the time? - ...To tell you to go fuck yourself? Yes.
6. Are you gonna eat that? - No, I was thinking of shoving it up my ass.
5. Table for how many? - One, my husband will sit on my shoulders.
4. Where's the restroom? - It depends, are you a really ugly woman, or a guy with man-boobs?
3. Do these pants make me look fat? - No, but your face does.
2. Does this shirt make me look thinner? - Yeah, now you look like you weigh only 349lbs.
1. Do you have the time? - ...To tell you to go fuck yourself? Yes.
posted by Lara at 1:04 PM
4 Comments:
un humoriste français a fait un sketch là-dessus:
"Oh des fleurs!"
"non, c'est des carottes râpées"
quand tu viens en Suisse, il faudra que je fasse très très attention à ce que je dis... là tu me fous la pression...
You're safe, I'm not as quick with French.
Plus, I think I will be quite embarrassed around you... I feel I've opened up a small window in my head and now you know just how retarded I really am.
je pense que tu t'en tires très bien avec le français, en tous cas parlé... je me réjouis!
Don't get too excited...yet.
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