Thursday, September 07, 2006

Five...Funniest Porn Titles Based on Movies.

5. Tits of Fury

4. Big Trouble in Little Vagina

3. Sperms of Endearment

2. Monty's Python

1. Lawrence of a Labia

11 Comments:

Blogger xa said...

tu as vu "Blanche-Fesse et les sept mains"?

9/09/2006 12:28 PM  
Blogger Lara said...

No, but I've got a few more for you:
Moulin Splooge
May The Foreskin Be With You
I Saw Mommy Eating Santa Claus (American Christmas song)
these, I just don't get at all:
Slide Your Long Loaf In My Hot Oven
Hey You, Fuck My Ass!
this one is for you, and only you:
Diddle My Fiddle

9/09/2006 1:46 PM  
Blogger Lara said...

Oh, and I just found another one that deals with your little problem (you know, the third nut)
E-Three: The Extra Testicle

9/09/2006 1:59 PM  
Blogger xa said...

ok c'est très bien, mais "Blanche-Fesse et les sept mains" a REELLEMENT existé!

9/09/2006 2:13 PM  
Blogger Lara said...

These are real movies too! I went on the porn movie database, which shows the name of the movie and a short review...
Do you think I could be THAT clever????

9/09/2006 2:15 PM  
Blogger xa said...

sincèrement, j'avais espéré que tu avais tout inventé...

quand j'avais 16-17 ans j'animais une émission de radio de musique classique, qui s'appelait "Le classique, j'aime". c'est pas moi qui avais trouvé ce nom ridicule. entre nous on l'appelait "Pose ta queue sur mon piano"

9/09/2006 2:30 PM  
Blogger xa said...

putain de clavier

9/09/2006 2:31 PM  
Blogger Lara said...

Hey, you can change the lyrics to "Put Your Head on My Shoulders" with those words!
Stop blaming the keyboard, you just have fat fingers!

9/09/2006 2:37 PM  
Blogger Lara said...

Holy shit!!!! I just did a Google search of "bizarre sex" (as you suggested), it took .04 seconds and came up with 2,840,000 different sites! No joke! That should keep you occupied for a couple of hours.

9/09/2006 2:43 PM  
Blogger xa said...

eh ben va voir! très intéressant.
je te conseille GGG (German Goo Girls) un site, euh... liquide... mais c'est pas le plus débile.
essaie fuqqer.com... pas mal aussi

à part ça, une fois j'ai écrit un magnifique texte qui pourrait servir pour notre futur tube planétaire.
ça s'appelle "Put Your Head On A Cowshit"
avec ça on fait mieux que Paris!

9/09/2006 3:58 PM  
Blogger Lara said...

How about "Put your Cockhead on my shoulder?"
Nah, perhaps too poetic, the realists wouldn't get it.

9/09/2006 4:22 PM  

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