Tuesday, September 05, 2006

Nine Things....I never, ever want to see (again)

9. A bottle of Peppermint Schnapps.

8. Marrons glaces (chestnuts dipped in marzipan and sugar).

7. A bottle of Yagermeister.

6. A goat's penis (trust me, not pretty).

5. A bottle of Tequila.

4. A 400lbs woman passed out on the bathroom floor, in a pool of her own shit.

3. A woman inserting oranges into her vagina.

2. A woman smoking a cigarette through her vagina.

1. A woman having sex with a donkey (or donkey having sex with a woman).

7 Comments:

Blogger xa said...

dernièrement, je suis tombé sur des photos d'un femme avec une orange dans son anus... et j'ai trouvé ça assez excitant...
t'es pas très ouverte, comme fille, je trouve...

9/06/2006 2:49 PM  
Blogger Lara said...

I just don't like oranges. I prefer tangerines (mandarines), they are smaller. Or orange juice.

9/06/2006 4:05 PM  
Blogger Lara said...

"Je suis tombe.." Interesting. How exactly did you come upon these pictures? In a magazine or online?Hmmmmm?????

9/06/2006 4:24 PM  
Blogger Lara said...

HA!
I just reread my statement: "COME upon these pictures?" CLASSIC LARA HUMOUR! Without even trying!

9/06/2006 4:26 PM  
Blogger xa said...

oh là là... sur internet, y'a pas besoin de chercher bien longtemps...
mais si c'est ça que tu veux savoir: non, c'était pas vraiment un hasard

9/07/2006 5:54 AM  
Blogger Lara said...

How exactly do you search for that? "women and fruit", "human fruit juicer", "sexual abuse of fruit"...or were you just looking for disturbing pictures?

9/07/2006 8:25 AM  
Blogger xa said...

mmh... je pense que si tu tapes juste "sex bizarre" chez google, tu devrais TOMBER sur des trucs de ce genre.
j'essaie et je te redis.

9/09/2006 12:14 PM  

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