Johnny Depp is a fucking loser.
What happened to the cool Johnny Depp??? You know, the one that did cool movies like Edward Scissorhands, Blow, even Cry-baby??? I fucking hate this new french-dipped, holier-than-thou, gold teeth wearing pirate motherfucker! Dave and I took Devyn to a movie and since I had no interest whatsoever in watching "Cars", Dave took my son and I went by myself to see another movie. My choices were so limited (Pulse, Superman Returns, all kinds of other shit) I decided to go see Pirates 2. Ten minutes into the movie, I wanted to slit my wrists, blind myself with hot pokers and shove cotton in my ears just to shut out all my senses from this inane drivel. The movie is a fucking waste of my $7 and of the producers $200 million +. Johnny Depp doesn't even act, he just mumbles his lines and sleepwalks through the scenery. Shame on him for wanting to be associated with this shit, and shame on me for even attempting to watch it.
Movies I liked:
Fight Club - even though I hate that pussy Brad Pitt
Snatch - again, a good movie, despite Pitt stain
Cinema Paradiso - you are ignorant if you haven't seen this movie
Best in Show - makes me piss my pants everytime
The Princess Bride - as you wish...
The Usual Suspects - keeps you guessing 'till the end, even when you've seen it 347 times
and lately:
V for Vendetta - so friggin' entertaining
The Matador - Pierce Brosnan's "fuck you" to James Bond
Kiss Kiss Bang Bang - Robert Downey Jr. is back, and he kicks ass!..and Val Kilmer as a homo is priceless.
A History of Violence - so violent and sexy at the same time
Cache - the French are really fucked up
Sin City - loved everything about it, especially Bruce Willis
The list of movies I hated is way too long to even mention... It's not that I think I'm too smart for some of the movie offerings nowadays, but really, you have to admit MOST of the movies in the last 10 years have been complete and total crap...especially when it now cost me $20(!!!!!) for admission, a small popcorn and a drink. I'd rather stay home and spend the $20 on an imaginary blow job.
Movies I liked:
Fight Club - even though I hate that pussy Brad Pitt
Snatch - again, a good movie, despite Pitt stain
Cinema Paradiso - you are ignorant if you haven't seen this movie
Best in Show - makes me piss my pants everytime
The Princess Bride - as you wish...
The Usual Suspects - keeps you guessing 'till the end, even when you've seen it 347 times
and lately:
V for Vendetta - so friggin' entertaining
The Matador - Pierce Brosnan's "fuck you" to James Bond
Kiss Kiss Bang Bang - Robert Downey Jr. is back, and he kicks ass!..and Val Kilmer as a homo is priceless.
A History of Violence - so violent and sexy at the same time
Cache - the French are really fucked up
Sin City - loved everything about it, especially Bruce Willis
The list of movies I hated is way too long to even mention... It's not that I think I'm too smart for some of the movie offerings nowadays, but really, you have to admit MOST of the movies in the last 10 years have been complete and total crap...especially when it now cost me $20(!!!!!) for admission, a small popcorn and a drink. I'd rather stay home and spend the $20 on an imaginary blow job.
posted by Lara at 2:25 PM
2 Comments:
Johnny Depp est assurément un excellent acteur, charmant, intriguant (on se demande comment il supporte sa copine... peut-être que c'est une 12? et qu'elle fait la pétasse seulement pour les médias?), je l'ai adoré dans Charlie & the chocolate factory, mais dans ce cas, le scénario était vraiment cool, Roald Dahl c'est pas un merdeux, comme écrivain, hein...
et dans Pirates 2, eh ben, il a pas grand chose à faire... c'est pas lui qui est mauvais, c'est le réalisateur...
That's exactly my point! He should steer clear of this kind of crap! Charlie & the Chocolate factory was great. It's one of my son's favorite movies, I sing him the songs all the time.
My ex-boyfriend (the gay one) LOVED Vanessa Paradis, he was always telling me he wished I looked like her. (He also loved Madonna, and I bleached my hair platinum blonde just to make him happy)
Johnny Depp is one of my favorite actors, I was just disappointed... and I'm sure he's with that tart, because in her own way, she is charming and intriguing.
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