The sweet smell of shit

I hate it when women saturate themselves in perfume, then frolic around, stinking up the world.
Why should I have to deal with your nasty funk? It's not hiding the fact you haven't showered in a week, that sickly crotch rot stank emanating from your body, and your hair looks like wet straw. You've only added a new layer of nasty on your already putrid essence. If you're doing it to attract men, IT"S NOT GOING TO WORK. Unless you find a guy attracted to shit smell. Leaving a trail behind you is not attractive, it's fucking gross. If I walk down the aisle at the grocery store and can smell you from 20 feet away, you've been bathing in perfume, not merely dabbing it on. I don't care if you paid $600 an ounce, sprinkle it on sparingly, don't fucking baste yourself with it.
And by the way, you're not fooling anyone with those tits. The massive, cavernous space between them gives it away. You either overpaid the surgeon or got your tits done in Tijuana.
And your hair isn't naturally blond, your tan came from a spray bottle and you're not that tall without your shoes on.
Piss off, bitch.