When in doubt...Call Roto-Rooter.

Good news. Got a clean bill of health yesterday. My colon and intestines are free of any bothersome growths! This time, they only gave me a local anesthetic, so I got to see my colon on screen. It only took about 15 minutes, yet I'm sure the doctor didn't quite enjoy my asking "what's that?" every few seconds. I giggled and laughed the whole time. I mean, how could I not? I had a 10 foot cable and camera shoved up my ass!
Makes me think back on the day a certain someone had to get his prostate checked. Little did he know it had to be done rectally. You would think they had shoved a tank up his butt, the way he walked out of the room with his legs wide apart, pale as a ghost, sweating profusely. I had to drive back home, the big guy lying down in the back seat on his side, breathing through his mouth, while I laughed and reminded him "it was only two fingers!"