Eight...Stupid Questions Americans Have Asked Me.
8. You're from Switzerland? Do you speak Swedish?
7. What do they speak in Switzerland? Switzerlandish?
6. You're from Switzerland? Did you live close to the Eiffel Tower?
5. You're from Switzerland? Do they really wear wooden clogs there?
4. Did you celebrate Christmas in Switzerland?
3. You're Italian? You're not very hairy.
2. You're Italian? I thought all Italians were dark-skinned.
1. You're Italian? But you don't smell bad!
7. What do they speak in Switzerland? Switzerlandish?
6. You're from Switzerland? Did you live close to the Eiffel Tower?
5. You're from Switzerland? Do they really wear wooden clogs there?
4. Did you celebrate Christmas in Switzerland?
3. You're Italian? You're not very hairy.
2. You're Italian? I thought all Italians were dark-skinned.
1. You're Italian? But you don't smell bad!
posted by Lara at 12:55 PM
3 Comments:
tu peux dire à tous ces %&#*ƒœ@∑æ°†@ƒ d'américains qu'en europe, on aurait jamais entendu parler de Thanksgiving s'il n'y avait pas eu "Friends" sur nos écrans TV...
alors moi quand j'en croise un, je ne manque pas de lui dire "hey, you know what? Thanksgiving, we're sitting on it!" (je traduis pour les étrangers: hé, tu sais, quoi? Donation de Merci, on s'assied dessus)
This is just a small assortment of the stupid things I've heard from these #$%@& Americans... I could make you cry laughing with the whole list.
ow yeeeah, make me CRYYYY! (laughing of course)
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