Two humps is a dromedary
Yo! I just wrote a new song for my album, "Stating the Fucking Obvious". If you remember, the first single was "Fish Have No Feet", this second single is called "Read Between My Lips". Here are the lyrics, still working out the melody.
Walking down the street
Something caught my eye
A growing epidemic that really ain't fly
This middle-aged lady
I gotta be blunt
Her spandex biker shorts were creeping up the front
I could see her uterus
Her pants were too tight
Her ovaries and clitoris were putting up a fight
She musn't own panties
'Cause none were in sight
Her butt got hungry and ate them in one bite
And what that poor woman didn't know
She had a frontal wedgie
A camel toe.
MMMMMM, MMMMMM, that's right, ah-ha, ah-ha, OOOOHHHHH... The Bitch has gotta a camel toe
MMMMMM, MMMMMM, that's right, ah-ha, ah-ha, OOOOHHHHH... Fix yourself girl, you gotta camel toe.
As you can see, it's more of a hip-hop/rap song, if any of you have any ideas on a melody or can contribute more verses, please feel free.
It's gonna be the hit of Summer 2007.
Walking down the street
Something caught my eye
A growing epidemic that really ain't fly
This middle-aged lady
I gotta be blunt
Her spandex biker shorts were creeping up the front
I could see her uterus
Her pants were too tight
Her ovaries and clitoris were putting up a fight
She musn't own panties
'Cause none were in sight
Her butt got hungry and ate them in one bite
And what that poor woman didn't know
She had a frontal wedgie
A camel toe.
MMMMMM, MMMMMM, that's right, ah-ha, ah-ha, OOOOHHHHH... The Bitch has gotta a camel toe
MMMMMM, MMMMMM, that's right, ah-ha, ah-ha, OOOOHHHHH... Fix yourself girl, you gotta camel toe.
As you can see, it's more of a hip-hop/rap song, if any of you have any ideas on a melody or can contribute more verses, please feel free.
It's gonna be the hit of Summer 2007.
posted by Lara at 4:49 PM
4 Comments:
okay...
est-ce que ce message m'est plus particulièrement destiné à moi-même? (excuse ma mauvais française languagique)
Kwaaaa??? Do you know what a camel toe is?
ce que je voulais dire, c'est:
est-ce que tu voudrais que je te fasse une musique sur ce magnifique texte?
Yes please! I need something with some power and some killer beats, Beastie Boys meets Lady Sovereign. Glad you like my fly rhyming!
Post a Comment
<< Home