Stupid is what stupid does..

Unless I get in a severe car accident during which the top half of my head gets sheared off and I remain lobotomized for the rest of my life, I don't think I will ever be successful as one of today's most famous actresses, singers or models. I think I lack the obvious qualifications needed to spout senseless and completely idiotic quotes, as the ladies below so wonderfully demonstrate:

"I think that the film Clueless was very deep. I think it was deep in the way that it was very light. I think lightness has to come from a very deep place, if it's true lightness." Alicia Silverstone, actress

"Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life." Brooke Shields

"I get to go to lots of overseas places, like Canada."
"I don't like defining myself. I just am." Britney Spears, singer

"Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean, I'd love to be skinny like that, but not with all the flies and death and stuff." Mariah Carey, singer

"So, where's the Cannes Film Festival being held this year?" Christina Aguilera, singer

"I don't diet. I just don't eat as much as I'd like to." Linda Evangelista, model

'nuff said.