Monday, January 29, 2007

Random Thoughts

I wonder what could cause a parent to stop loving his/her child. Especially mothers, they have it harder since the baby actually came out of their loins. I mean, you hear it on the news everyday, some mother or father that has completely lost patience and a handle on reality and goes completely nuts and either kills their child or locks it in a cage. I've lost my nerve with Devyn a couple of times, when I really want to spank the crap out of his ass and lock him in his room, but then you use your common sense, the reason a normal person has been given and you take a deep breath, calm yourself down and quietly point out that it is not okay to repeatedly kick me in the right breast.
Or you can be like Jeffrey Dahmer's mommy, who when asked what she thought of her son, said "he is still my son and I love him, no matter what he has done."
LADY, YOUR SON ATE MEN'S COCKS FOR LUNCH! HE BLEW MORE MEN THAN HURRICANE KATRINA! HIS IDEA OF A FINGER SANDWICH INVOLVED ACTUAL FINGERS! HE USED HUMAN LIVERS FOR HIS LIVER AND ONIONS! WHEN HE TOLD SOMEONE: "YOU'RE SO CUTE I COULD EAT YOU UP", HE LITERALLY MEANT IT!
How can she still says she loves her son, after knowing what he did? If it was me, I would pretend I was deaf, dumb and blind and claim brain damage.

I saw a story last night on the news that really pissed me off.
Some asshole went hunting with his dog, shot a duck, had the dog bring it back to him in its mouth, then went home and put the duck in the refrigerator. A couple of days later, the wife opens the refrigerator to prepare the duck for what I can only assume to be a scrumptious meal, the fucking duck flies out of the fridge and manages to limp around the garage. The wife calls her daughter and together they take the duck to a veterinary. Three hundred dollars, two broken feet, a broken wing and 6 remaining gun shot pellets later, the duck is alive and well and waiting to be released back into the wild.
WHAT THE FUCK???
They interviewed the fucktard hunter, says he's happy for the duck, that he's glad the duck is alive. He also says he can't wait for the duck to be released so that he can shoot its fucking ass off again. Just kidding. He said he wants to buy the duck a little power-operated flying wheelchair, so the duck won't feel like an outsider with the rest of his duck friends.
Fucking zombie ducks.

1 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

heeeeey! cette putain d'histoire de canard est TELLEMENT importante et primordiale qu'elle est même arrivée jusque dans nos journaux helvétiques! je l'ai lue il y a une semaine dans Le Matin...

2/03/2007 3:49 PM  

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