School of Rock
I must be doing something right. I went to meet with the teacher today after Devyn's second day of school, it seems he is the only child who gets to school happy and cries like a dumbass when it's time to go home. Today, he saw me outside the door when I went to pick him up and literally screamed "NOOOOOOO!!!NO HOME! I WANT TO STAY IN SCHOOL!" Nice. All the other mothers were standing around watching me, probably wondering if my son doesn't want to come home because I beat the shit out of him.
Today's project involved live worms in a terrarium. They made their own terrariums by filling paper cups with brownie mix and gummy worms. Notice the little tag with his name written on it. WHAT???? HE'S 3 YEARS OLD, FOR FUCK'S SAKE! Could you spell your name when you were 3? Didn't think so. Shut the fuck up.
To me, it looks like a cup full of shit. But that's just my opinion. He was totally freaked out and kept saying "GROSS!" until he finally tasted it and realized it was chocolate. Then all was forgotten in a orgasmic feast of spoonfuls of chocolate shoved into his mouth.
Speaking of orgasmic feasts, I think this kid has wayyyy too many toys, I don't even know why he needs all this crap, he doesn't even play with half of it anymore. Except his Batman/Superman/Spiderman, which he is holding in his hands in this picture.
He loves those friggin' things. He even sings a song when he plays with them. It goes something like this:
"Batman, Superman....Superman, Spiderman....Spiderman, Batman..." It rocks the roof off the house.
I got home from the store today and a fucking cat walked into my garage while I was unloading my car. Ally took off after it down the street, while I chased her through two feet of snow in my nice Italian leather boots. The cat finally jumped over a fence, and I caught Ally by the collar and dragged her back in the house. Here is the culprit.
Here's are my other two pain in the ass dogs, Zeke and Sidney.
Then, I opened my front door and found a note from the police department, fining me for not shoveling ALL the snow off my sidewalk. Keep in mind David has done if 4 different times after each storm we have had, then the street cleaner comes by and shoves all the snow back on the sidewalk. The fucking cop left the note on my door at 3:46 AM!!!! It says we have 1 DAY to comply, or appear in court.
This town sucks ass. If Colorado is the asshole of America, then Berthoud is its hemorrhoid.
Today's project involved live worms in a terrarium. They made their own terrariums by filling paper cups with brownie mix and gummy worms. Notice the little tag with his name written on it. WHAT???? HE'S 3 YEARS OLD, FOR FUCK'S SAKE! Could you spell your name when you were 3? Didn't think so. Shut the fuck up.
To me, it looks like a cup full of shit. But that's just my opinion. He was totally freaked out and kept saying "GROSS!" until he finally tasted it and realized it was chocolate. Then all was forgotten in a orgasmic feast of spoonfuls of chocolate shoved into his mouth.
Speaking of orgasmic feasts, I think this kid has wayyyy too many toys, I don't even know why he needs all this crap, he doesn't even play with half of it anymore. Except his Batman/Superman/Spiderman, which he is holding in his hands in this picture.
He loves those friggin' things. He even sings a song when he plays with them. It goes something like this:
"Batman, Superman....Superman, Spiderman....Spiderman, Batman..." It rocks the roof off the house.
I got home from the store today and a fucking cat walked into my garage while I was unloading my car. Ally took off after it down the street, while I chased her through two feet of snow in my nice Italian leather boots. The cat finally jumped over a fence, and I caught Ally by the collar and dragged her back in the house. Here is the culprit.
Here's are my other two pain in the ass dogs, Zeke and Sidney.
Then, I opened my front door and found a note from the police department, fining me for not shoveling ALL the snow off my sidewalk. Keep in mind David has done if 4 different times after each storm we have had, then the street cleaner comes by and shoves all the snow back on the sidewalk. The fucking cop left the note on my door at 3:46 AM!!!! It says we have 1 DAY to comply, or appear in court.
This town sucks ass. If Colorado is the asshole of America, then Berthoud is its hemorrhoid.
posted by Lara at 3:04 PM
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