Now here's something to bring me back...
What the fuck. No seriously, what the fuck.
Sarah Palin is really the best representative the Republican party could find? Really? Well then, I guess we're fucked.
I just saw a bit on the evening news about a group of women here in Arizona who are absolutely pleased with Mrs. Palin and her outlook and beliefs. They urged all Hillary Clinton supporters to "come on over". Why, you ask? Because, just like Clinton, Sarah Palin is a WOMAN. Yes, a woman. Because there are so few of those left in this world, we really should support one that's running for Vice President. All women in the United States should vote for Palin because she has a pussy. No hidden salami here! Just good ole' hairy clam, poontang, va-jay-jay, etc.
Why would you want to base your vote on a candidate's beliefs, platform, ideas, when you could rely purely on their sex?
If this is true, then I guess all American men who are old/white/rich/cheated on their first wife with a much younger model/pro-life/anti-gay, will vote for John McCain. But only because he is a man. And at the same time, all American men who are young/black/fairly rich/solid marriage/pro-choice/pro-gay, will vote for Obama. But once again, only because he's a man.
The Mexicans and Asians are fucked. They'll have to sit this election out because they don't have anyone who represents their sex or race. Lucky bastards.
What pisses me off to no end, is that if the Democrats and Obama had chosen Hillary Clinton as a running mate, they would have been criticized and ridiculed for choosing firstly a woman and secondly, a damn tough bitch. The Republicans would have pointed out that just because Hillary is a woman, she didn't deserve the American female vote, but instead, all parties should be judged on their performance and experience.
Now that the Republicans have a woman on their ballot, those reasons are thrown out the window. Did you hear that speech? "I am just a regular hockey mom." "What's the difference between a hockey mom and a pitbull? A hockey mom wears lipstick." Wow Palin, you must crack yourself up a lot.
Yeah, because that's exactly who I want running this country when that zombied corpse McCain finally kicks the bucket after his first year in office. A fucking hockey mom. You think I should identify with you because you are a woman, you have 5 kids whom you love and drive to school everyday?
First of all, put the dick down. Do they not have fucking television in Alaska? Are you fucking to stay warm? Are you a sex addict? And what the fuck were you smoking when you named your kids? Piper, Willow, Bristol, Trig and Track. Where's Field? Cross Country? How about Snap, Crackle and Pop? You fucking retard.
Then it gets really good. I start reading about you and realize:
1. You're a hunter. You love to kill you some bear, deer and shiz. You have a full bear skin laying on the couch in your Alaskan office. You went moose hunting with your dad as a young kid.
2. You and your husband believe Alaska should not be part of the United States, but a country of its own.
3. You finished second in the Miss Alaska pageant and your talent was playing flute. (One time, at band camp...)
4. You admit to smoking marijuana but say you did not enjoy it. (Your children's names are fucked up, and you have a Down's baby. I think you enjoyed it plenty)
5. You believe in banning books you don't agree with from libraries.
6. You promoted oil and natural gas development in Alaska, including drilling in the Alaskan National Wildlife Refuge.
7. You supported a policy allowing state biologists to hunt down and shoot wolves from helicopters to increase the moose population, so that hunters like you would have more moose to hunt.
8. You believe polar bears should be hunted and not placed on the endangered species list.
9. You describe yourself "as pro-life as pro-life can be." (You refused an early abortion even after it became clear your youngest son had Down's Syndrome).
10. Your favorite activities are hunting, ice-fishing and riding snowmobiles.( And readjusting that big cock you got between your legs.)
11. When asked about Iraq, you said "there is a plan, and that plan is God's plan." (what the fuck does God have to do with Iraq???)
12. You believe that terrorism against Israel is due to the disbelief in Jesus by the Jewish population. (just for this, you should be spanked with barbed wire)
So let me get this straight. Because I am a woman, I should vote for:
an animal killer
a confederate hillbilly
a failed beauty queen
a pot head
a Hitler fan
a polluter
an ignorant selfish idiot
a white trash tomboy
and a racist bible-thumper?
WHERE DO I SIGN UP??????
Just because you happen to have tits and a vagina like me does not mean you will get my vote, support or even remotely, my sympathy. I can't even feel bad for you that your son's life will be miserable with his disease, and that your poor daughter will have to raise a child most likely without a spouse, and with a complete asshole as a mother. Sarah Palin getting nominated for VP is the most demeaning thing to happen to women since bukkake videos.
Shit. Now I'm totally pissed off about something I can't change because I never bothered to get citizenship and can't vote. GOD BLESS THE USA!!!
Sarah Palin is really the best representative the Republican party could find? Really? Well then, I guess we're fucked.
I just saw a bit on the evening news about a group of women here in Arizona who are absolutely pleased with Mrs. Palin and her outlook and beliefs. They urged all Hillary Clinton supporters to "come on over". Why, you ask? Because, just like Clinton, Sarah Palin is a WOMAN. Yes, a woman. Because there are so few of those left in this world, we really should support one that's running for Vice President. All women in the United States should vote for Palin because she has a pussy. No hidden salami here! Just good ole' hairy clam, poontang, va-jay-jay, etc.
Why would you want to base your vote on a candidate's beliefs, platform, ideas, when you could rely purely on their sex?
If this is true, then I guess all American men who are old/white/rich/cheated on their first wife with a much younger model/pro-life/anti-gay, will vote for John McCain. But only because he is a man. And at the same time, all American men who are young/black/fairly rich/solid marriage/pro-choice/pro-gay, will vote for Obama. But once again, only because he's a man.
The Mexicans and Asians are fucked. They'll have to sit this election out because they don't have anyone who represents their sex or race. Lucky bastards.
What pisses me off to no end, is that if the Democrats and Obama had chosen Hillary Clinton as a running mate, they would have been criticized and ridiculed for choosing firstly a woman and secondly, a damn tough bitch. The Republicans would have pointed out that just because Hillary is a woman, she didn't deserve the American female vote, but instead, all parties should be judged on their performance and experience.
Now that the Republicans have a woman on their ballot, those reasons are thrown out the window. Did you hear that speech? "I am just a regular hockey mom." "What's the difference between a hockey mom and a pitbull? A hockey mom wears lipstick." Wow Palin, you must crack yourself up a lot.
Yeah, because that's exactly who I want running this country when that zombied corpse McCain finally kicks the bucket after his first year in office. A fucking hockey mom. You think I should identify with you because you are a woman, you have 5 kids whom you love and drive to school everyday?
First of all, put the dick down. Do they not have fucking television in Alaska? Are you fucking to stay warm? Are you a sex addict? And what the fuck were you smoking when you named your kids? Piper, Willow, Bristol, Trig and Track. Where's Field? Cross Country? How about Snap, Crackle and Pop? You fucking retard.
Then it gets really good. I start reading about you and realize:
1. You're a hunter. You love to kill you some bear, deer and shiz. You have a full bear skin laying on the couch in your Alaskan office. You went moose hunting with your dad as a young kid.
2. You and your husband believe Alaska should not be part of the United States, but a country of its own.
3. You finished second in the Miss Alaska pageant and your talent was playing flute. (One time, at band camp...)
4. You admit to smoking marijuana but say you did not enjoy it. (Your children's names are fucked up, and you have a Down's baby. I think you enjoyed it plenty)
5. You believe in banning books you don't agree with from libraries.
6. You promoted oil and natural gas development in Alaska, including drilling in the Alaskan National Wildlife Refuge.
7. You supported a policy allowing state biologists to hunt down and shoot wolves from helicopters to increase the moose population, so that hunters like you would have more moose to hunt.
8. You believe polar bears should be hunted and not placed on the endangered species list.
9. You describe yourself "as pro-life as pro-life can be." (You refused an early abortion even after it became clear your youngest son had Down's Syndrome).
10. Your favorite activities are hunting, ice-fishing and riding snowmobiles.( And readjusting that big cock you got between your legs.)
11. When asked about Iraq, you said "there is a plan, and that plan is God's plan." (what the fuck does God have to do with Iraq???)
12. You believe that terrorism against Israel is due to the disbelief in Jesus by the Jewish population. (just for this, you should be spanked with barbed wire)
So let me get this straight. Because I am a woman, I should vote for:
an animal killer
a confederate hillbilly
a failed beauty queen
a pot head
a Hitler fan
a polluter
an ignorant selfish idiot
a white trash tomboy
and a racist bible-thumper?
WHERE DO I SIGN UP??????
Just because you happen to have tits and a vagina like me does not mean you will get my vote, support or even remotely, my sympathy. I can't even feel bad for you that your son's life will be miserable with his disease, and that your poor daughter will have to raise a child most likely without a spouse, and with a complete asshole as a mother. Sarah Palin getting nominated for VP is the most demeaning thing to happen to women since bukkake videos.
Shit. Now I'm totally pissed off about something I can't change because I never bothered to get citizenship and can't vote. GOD BLESS THE USA!!!
posted by Lara at 2:06 AM
2 Comments:
Ha, ha, ha,... Only in America! This is so true, you guys: wake up and smell the scam! Republicans were in such a need for a facelift, that a woman was a brilliant choice. A WOMAN THOUGH! In the EU, we think Democrats have their heads up their arses. You don't want to read how they consider Republicans!
Well, John McCain has finally announced his running mate, and as we at Who-Sucks.com had expected, he made quite a sucky choice. In the 24 hours since McCain announced that Governor Sarah Palin was his choice, we’ve gone around the net looking for some precise reasons why she sucks.
Here are 16 reasons:
A poor record: Her only political experience has been a few years as mayor of a small town in Alaska and less than two years as governor of that state. Her record wasn’t so great: the small town she left behind is now in financial ruin.
She has no experience with national level politics. At the time of this posting, many of her views on national policy issues were unknown simply because she is so inexperienced that she hasn’t even made public statements about them. Presidential history scholars believe she may be “the most inexperienced person on a major party ticket in modern history.”
She has no foreign policy experience. None.
Iraq War? Our country is in the midst of a war, and Palin’s son is going to fight in that war. However, Salon.com reports that she hasn’t even given much thought to the Iraq War, and has no clear opinions about it. Great.
She is a creationist, and she wants “creation science” to be taught in public schools.
She doesn’t believe in man-made global warming. Maybe that’s why she supports drilling in the Arctic National Wildlife Refuge?
Not only does she think the government should be telling people who they can and cannot marry, she also thinks that same sex couples should be denied benefits given to straight couples.
Palin has been accused of abusing her power as Alaska governor to try to get her ex-brother-in-law fired as a state trooper. An investigation is underway.
She has messed up views on wildlife protection. Environmentalists are appalled by her support of a $150-per-wolf bounty program. She’s also supported the use of government money to educate people about how great it is to shoot bears and wolves, and she doesn’t want the polar bear to make it onto the endangered species list.
One nation, under stupidity: When defending the phrase “one nation under God” in the Pledge of Allegiance, Palin said, “If it was good enough for the founding fathers, its good enough for me and I’ll fight in defense of our Pledge of Allegiance.” Reality check: The Pledge of Allegiance was written in 1892, long after the founding fathers died. The phrase “one nation under God” was added in 1954….
Anti-birth control nutcase- Not only does Palin oppose abortion in all cases, she also opposes the use of birth control in all cases. That includes married couples that want to use condoms or the pill!
Politicizing non-political jobs: When she was mayor of small town in Alaska, Palin abused her authority by firing city employees that did not fully support her reelection campaign.
She can’t even manage her own family - rumors have given way to an admission from Palin that her teenage daughter is pregnant, and will be having a shotgun marriage to the guy that knocked her up. That’s what abstinence-only education gets you.
Ninja editing: Her Wikipedia entry needed to be cleaned up before the public announcement that she was McCain’s VP pick.
She has no clue about the role of the Vice President.
It is quite clear she was chosen just because of her gender (most Republicans have never even heard of her), and she’s being used as a trick by the McCain campaign to gain some of Hillary Clinton’s supporters.
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