Please, someone give that man the Nobel Peace Prize!

Here are some familiar names and past winners in chronological order, starting with the least recent:
1906 Theodore Roosevelt
1919 Woodrow Wilson
1964 Martin Luther King
1979 Mother Teresa
1989 the Dalai Lama
1993 Nelson Mandela
1994 Yasser Arafat
2001 Kofi Annan
2003 Jimmy Carter

I would like to officially nominate my candidate for this year's Nobel Peace Price. Before I mention his name, here is a little background:
He is one of the founding members of the 80's rap group Public Enemy
He single-handedly started the whole "wearing a huge clock around your neck" fashion
He has his name spelled out on his front teeth in platinum
He has ingested more drugs than any drug mule flying in from Colombia
He was arrested countless times
He made us all throw up in our mouths a little bit when he kissed Brigitte Nielsen on TV

Flavor Flav can be described by all the above and more, but it is his humanitarian work that really stands out and makes him the perfect candidate for such an esteemed award.
To prove my point, I will quote a recent interview in Entertainment Weekly:

"On a new episode of the second season of my show, The Flavor of Love, one of the girls takes a shit on my floor," he says. (Apparently, she couldn't hold it until the bathroom break) "I kept her around anyway just to show everybody that accidents do happen, and I can forgive."

"To err is human, to forgive, divine." Please contact the Nobel Foundation right away and join me in awarding this candidate the praise he so justly deserves.

FLAVOR FLAV IN 2007!!